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“Gilbert! Ugh!” You walked around the house, looking for the Prussian and his bird. You should have told him you were going to get ice cream. But no, you had decided to be honest and tell the albino that you were going to the vet.

You heard a “Piyo!” followed by “Verdammt, Gilbird! Shut up!” You followed the sound, tracking it to the bathroom. You pulled open the shower curtain to reveal Gilbert, with Gilbird on his head. You rolled your eyes.

“Come on, we’re going to be late for Gilbird’s appointment.” You hoped Gilbert would give in and allow you to take them to the vet, but, of course, that’s not what happened. Gilbert shouted “No!” and then darted past you, with his bird, and ran down the hallway.

You sighed in exasperation, walking out of the bathroom. “Gil, don’t be such a baby!” Instantly a reply came.

“I am not a baby! Scheiße!” He realized that he had given away his position again. You smirked and easily found the albino again, this time in the closet.

“Tell you what. You come to the vet, and I will buy the BTT beer and ice cream. How’s that?” Gilbert looked at you. He did like ice cream… and he loved beer… Gilbert nodded tentatively, and you pulled him up off the closet floor.

A few minutes later, you were cruising down the road, Gilbert looking around nervously in the passenger seat. Gilbird seemed fine with his trip to the vet, however. You pulled into the parking lot of the vet’s office, and got out of the car.

Gilbert stayed in the car for a moment, and only got out when you gave him a look. You rolled your eyes and held your hand out. He took it, and together you walked into the office. You told Gilbert to sit down while you talked to the receptionist.

He nervously sat on a large, cushy chair, looking suspiciously around the room. You stifled a giggle at how protective of his bird Gilbert was, and made your way to the Prussian. “It will be about a ten minute wait.” You sat down beside him, picked up a magazine, and settled in for the wait.

The front door opened, and Gilbert jumped about a mile into the air. You looked at him like he was insane, and he gave you a sheepish grin. Gilbert jumped again when the door opened, and the vet stepped out.

“Gilbert, and… GIlbird.” The vet was obviously amused. You pulled Gilbert up and walked towards the vet, following him as he led you to the exam room.

“So, GIlbird, how’ve you been feeling lately?” The vet, checked hi clipboard, and glanced at Gilbert.

“He’s been fine!” Gilbert half-yelled at the vet defensively. You gave the man an apologetic grin, and he returned a knowing look.

“Gilbert, please place the bird on the exam table.”

“Nein! Vhat are you going to do to my birdie?!” Gilbert turned to you, holding Gilbert away from the vet, possessively. “(Name)! Vhat are they going to do to my birdie?!”

“Relax, Gilbert. The nice vet just wants to make sure GIlbird is healthy. It’s just routine.” You spoke in a low, soothing voice, trying to get him to calm down.

“He is healthy! Who said he vasn’t?!” Gilbert was losing it.

“Gilbert, just give the nice vet the bird.” Gilbert flipped off the vet. The vet seemed quite indifferent.

“Not that bird!” you groaned, and face palmed. “Just give Gilbird over so we can get this over with.”

“Nein! It’s a plot! He’s going to take Gilbird away!” Gilbert looked all around the room for an escape route. You put a hand on either side of his face in a last-ditch effort to calm him down.

“Would I ever let them take Gilbird away? Hmm?” Gilbert thought for a moment, than shook his head. “That’s right. Gilbird is safe.” You waited to make sure he understood before backing away again. Gilbert reluctantly set Gilbird down on the exam table.

---Timeskip---

“Did you really flip off the vet?” Toni stuck his head between the front seats, eager to hear the story again.

“Ja! It vas awesome” Gilbert smoothly left out the part where he freaked out. You rolled your eyes, grinning.

“Honhonhonhon” Francis laughed in the seat behind you. You rounded the corner, revealing an ice cream shop.

“Don’t forget the beer, liebe!”

“I got it right here. Wait… what did you just call me?” Gilbert went very, very red. Toni and Francis laughed at him for a solid ten minutes.
Some fluffy fluff :)

I do not own you or hetalia!
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:iconimzefemprussia:
ImZeFemPrussia Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2015  Student Writer
If I herd "Honhononon" for ten minute strait I would lose it
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anakind87 Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2014
I burst out with laughter when I read the part 'Give the nice vet the bird' and Gilbert flicks him off - and the reader facepalms and says 'Not that bird'. That part was hilarious.:))
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Alycerain Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
That was one of my favorite parts to write too :D I'm glad you liked it!
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anakind87 Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2015
I imagine it was - and I bet you too,had a fit of laughter.:)
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:iconalycerain:
Alycerain Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I absolutely did. :P 
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VodkaChanLovesYou Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I was reading this at a family dinner, and when I got to the part where he flips the vet off,I just burst out laughing and everyone looked at me like I was insane XD
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Alycerain Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
lol I'm glad you liked it XD 
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notsogirlygirl22 Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2014
the llamacorn would say ut the bird down or you get pink kitty whiskers in sharpie
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bubbleonfire Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I believe Gilbert has just revealed a secret crush on Reader-chan.
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MidnaPlayer Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I would have yelled "PRUSSIA PUT THE DAMN BIRD ON THE TABLE!!!!!" Then ninja swipe the bird onto the table.
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VixenoftheLeaf Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2014
If I hadn't heard liebe many times before here's me xD
"No seriously what did you just call me?"
Toni & Francis: xD lmfao
Gil: ^\\\^; nothing
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Deaththe-Kid-Fangirl Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
"No, not that bird!" Haha this is cute.
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:iconalycerain:
Alycerain Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank ya!
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jjungg Featured By Owner May 24, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Gil's such a sweetie~ But oh my gosh!! At the part where Gil flips off the vet and reader facepalms and says, "Not that bird!" I burst out laughing!! xDDDD
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JapanKikuLover Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Me too!

Prussia: Frau, that was awesome! Admit it! >: D

Me: Heck no! *Hits him on the head with China's wok* There :3
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SolumSeronix Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Oh man, I must have laughed for at least ten solid minutes!

I also got ten solid minutes of weird looks from my family. XD
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MMORPGWizard Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Was it just me, or did anyone else think Gilbert was going to the vet instead of his bird?
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AnimePanther921 Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2014
I thought so too..... Gil calm yo shit!
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MMORPGWizard Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
So we meet again...
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AnimePanther921 Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2014
Yes, yes we have....
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:iconmmorpgwizard:
MMORPGWizard Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
It has been... *checks invisible watch* A couple minutes, friend.
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:iconanimepanther921:
AnimePanther921 Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2014
I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN SO LONG!!! *glomps you*
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MMORPGWizard Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
I KNAW
WE MUST CATCH UP
SO WHAT WERE YOU DOING THREE MINUTES AGO?
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AnimePanther921 Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2014
READING COMMENTS!!! Derp Face 
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seadweller83 Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Prussia: Nein! It’s a plot! He’s going to take Gilbird away!
Me: god Gilbert your so paranoid.
*takes gilbird away and gives to vet*
Prussia: *crying in a corner* vhy...vhy did it.
Me: paranoid & a baby.

Loved it!!!! 

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:iconalycerain:
Alycerain Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
lol :P Thank you!
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HetalianSunflower Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
AAHAHAH! I love this so much... Almost as much as Tira-Misu. Almost. So close. *little happy smile* :iconhappyrussiaplz:
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:iconalycerain:
Alycerain Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh, yum! :P Thank you!
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HetalianSunflower Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
nom nom Tira-Misu's the freaking best... Aaand I like this story, too. *grin* :carnivorouscake: Ahh no it's eating me aliiive-*sucked into a cake*
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Alycerain Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Yes it really is! :)
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HetalianSunflower Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
It's so amazing... :iconloveloveplz:
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:iconalycerain:
Alycerain Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I love it :P
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HetalianSunflower Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
My friend said "Ew." and I just looked at her like "B---- you cray cray?" Yea... She quite quickly said it was a joke when I gave her a death glare. You don't be dissin' mah sweet Tira-Misu.
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Alycerain Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
How can anyone not like it? That is crazy! :P
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TreatHalloween Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
I LOVE YOU LIKE I LOVE CAKE~!!!
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:iconalycerain:
Alycerain Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh, I love you too! :iconblushplz:
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Jeff-The-Killer-1 Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
AH, Love it!!
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:iconalycerain:
Alycerain Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
thank you so much! :D
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LunaticMiyuki Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2013
I see so this is how much Gilbert love his lil bird huh ? XD 
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Alycerain Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Yes lol
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LunaticMiyuki Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2013
Awesome story XD love it soooo much
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:iconalycerain:
Alycerain Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:D Thank you!
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LunaticMiyuki Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2013
^^ your welcome
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UndertakerMikki Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
OH MY GOWD I LIVED IT!!! I DIED LAUGHING ALL THROUGH IT!! RUNNING AND HIDING, FLIPPING THE VET OFF, AND FREAKING OUT!! I LOVE YOU FOR MAKING THIS!!!
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Alycerain Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you so much! I love you too! :glomp: :P
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UndertakerMikki Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
YAI! teehee!!!APH: Onion Prussia 
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:iconalycerain:
Alycerain Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:D
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Elisavetaawesome12 Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2013  Student General Artist
I love this too much!!
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:iconalycerain:
Alycerain Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you! :D
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Elisavetaawesome12 Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2013  Student General Artist
Its too funny!!
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